I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT: A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Angel Hair Pasta: the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch
mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america
Attachment Disorder: When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
Badonkadonk: Depends on who is saying it.
White guys:Fat
Black guys:I'd hit it.
White guy:Man look at that fat chick with that fat ass.
Black guy:Hell no I wanna hit that badonkadonk
Fack: How a person from the Boston/New England area says the F word.
What the fack? This ain't chowda
Beanervention: When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.
White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
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HA! my family totally had to have a beanervention with me back in the day.
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