Why do Southern-Californian Mexican thuggish-ruggish button the top one or two buttons of their short-sleeve Oxford style plaid shirts but leave the rest open to display their white undershirt/beater?
Think about it.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
My New T-Shirt!
Don't hate Kwame because he's a player... hate him for the hundreds of other reasons there are to do so.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Some Favorites from UrbanDictionary.com
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT: A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Angel Hair Pasta: the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch
mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america
Attachment Disorder: When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
Badonkadonk: Depends on who is saying it.
White guys:Fat
Black guys:I'd hit it.
White guy:Man look at that fat chick with that fat ass.
Black guy:Hell no I wanna hit that badonkadonk
Fack: How a person from the Boston/New England area says the F word.
What the fack? This ain't chowda
Beanervention: When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.
White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Angel Hair Pasta: the best motha fuckin pasta in the entire gosh damn world b-i-itch
mmm that angel hair pasta taste so good make ya slap ya momma oh my god bless america
Attachment Disorder: When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
Badonkadonk: Depends on who is saying it.
White guys:Fat
Black guys:I'd hit it.
White guy:Man look at that fat chick with that fat ass.
Black guy:Hell no I wanna hit that badonkadonk
Fack: How a person from the Boston/New England area says the F word.
What the fack? This ain't chowda
Beanervention: When your family confronts you about associating with Mexicans too much.
White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
Always Getting Burned By Men...
...this time, physically!
Today I was doing a lab experiment in micro with my lab partner, who really is a good kid, but has a bad habit of not paying attention and screwing things up at times. In this particular lab, we had to sterilize our instruments and slides by dipping them into a 95% ethanol solution then quickly passing them over a flame so that the ethanol would momentarily catch fire and evaporate off.
The second-to-last step of the experiment required ethanol/flame sterilization of a thin glass coverslip that was to be placed over our 'mold square'. In order to not break this thin piece of glass, it was necessary to pass it quickly over the flame and not overheat it. Although this is common sense, it was expressed several times in our lab handouts and by our instructor. However, some people seem to have missed this piece of advice, i.e. my lab partner. As I was holding the mold agar by the flame to prevent contamination, he dipped the coverglass into the ethanol, immediately placed it over the flame (did not pass it over) while having a conversation with someone about non-microbio related things, and then caused the coverslip to shatter. A piece of it, still on fire, fell into my palm and burnt me, and hurt like the dickens! (yes, I said dickens... you're jealous!) When he asked me what happened, I tried to explain it, but he didn't get it, so I said it was fine, rinsed my hand under cold water, left, then cried. I was pretty P.O.'d, but to my lab partner, as Tupac once put it, "I ain't mad at cha", because you didn't mean to. But pay attention next time, dayum!
Now I'm sitting at the UGLi with nothing to do as I forgot my physio book to study from. In 40 minutes I have physiology, then I'll work out and pick up that girl I drive home on Fridays... what's her name? Oh yeah, Emma or something.
Peace. it. out.
Today I was doing a lab experiment in micro with my lab partner, who really is a good kid, but has a bad habit of not paying attention and screwing things up at times. In this particular lab, we had to sterilize our instruments and slides by dipping them into a 95% ethanol solution then quickly passing them over a flame so that the ethanol would momentarily catch fire and evaporate off.
The second-to-last step of the experiment required ethanol/flame sterilization of a thin glass coverslip that was to be placed over our 'mold square'. In order to not break this thin piece of glass, it was necessary to pass it quickly over the flame and not overheat it. Although this is common sense, it was expressed several times in our lab handouts and by our instructor. However, some people seem to have missed this piece of advice, i.e. my lab partner. As I was holding the mold agar by the flame to prevent contamination, he dipped the coverglass into the ethanol, immediately placed it over the flame (did not pass it over) while having a conversation with someone about non-microbio related things, and then caused the coverslip to shatter. A piece of it, still on fire, fell into my palm and burnt me, and hurt like the dickens! (yes, I said dickens... you're jealous!) When he asked me what happened, I tried to explain it, but he didn't get it, so I said it was fine, rinsed my hand under cold water, left, then cried. I was pretty P.O.'d, but to my lab partner, as Tupac once put it, "I ain't mad at cha", because you didn't mean to. But pay attention next time, dayum!
Now I'm sitting at the UGLi with nothing to do as I forgot my physio book to study from. In 40 minutes I have physiology, then I'll work out and pick up that girl I drive home on Fridays... what's her name? Oh yeah, Emma or something.
Peace. it. out.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Nabba Nooba!
So lately I've been feeling like some of my friends aren't really, well, friendly. I've had it up to here with a lot of things, including bad food, not studying enough, and people who don't show me the same consideration and care that I show them. So I'm cleansing my life, or at least trying to, by trying to eat healthier, study more often, and get rid of 'friends' who are bringing me down.
All that aside, things have been going pretty well. I've been working out, keeping up with my reading, baby-sitting Dylan (who is the CUTEST), but not making any money! I'm so broke! How can I afford my expensive sushi/mercury-poisoning inducing habit that I have?? I've applied for many-a-job, but nobody wants me :(
P.S. Emily and I were discussing the opening time of Jimmy John's the other day, and began discussing that of Starbucks. Emily said that Starbucks ain't neva open, but how she said it sounded like 'Starbucks ain't nabba nooba!' And it was the best ever.
kbye
All that aside, things have been going pretty well. I've been working out, keeping up with my reading, baby-sitting Dylan (who is the CUTEST), but not making any money! I'm so broke! How can I afford my expensive sushi/mercury-poisoning inducing habit that I have?? I've applied for many-a-job, but nobody wants me :(
P.S. Emily and I were discussing the opening time of Jimmy John's the other day, and began discussing that of Starbucks. Emily said that Starbucks ain't neva open, but how she said it sounded like 'Starbucks ain't nabba nooba!' And it was the best ever.
kbye
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